Let’s be real here. My wife is never going to look like Andie Valentino from Stunners. She doesn’t have the body type. Her breasts are not as big. Her hair doesn’t have that much body.
So do I kick her to the curb because of this fact?
No.
For one, the cost of giving her half of everything and paying child support, alimony and what not is too cost prohibitive.
Do I pay for a set of tits and lipo?
Again. Do I really need to spend that kind of cash?
The answer? Hell no!
I am fine with hanging out in the Stunners members area instead. For just under $25 a month Stunners allows me to pretend I am fucking a different babe every single day of the year. Which is also something that would be cost prohibitive to do in real life.
Everything about Stunners is stunning. The babes are the cream of the crop, the photography is crisp and high quality, plus the videos are shot in HD. Every single detail is stunning.
Especially that price. How can they afford to update daily and with such high quality, exclusive content and only charge $25? Shit, I used to spend more than that on porno mags in a week.
I love you, Internet!
Put the divorce lawyer’s card away and grab your own Stunners password!
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The Internet definitely makes live worth livin’!!!
Comment by Centerfolds — April 30, 2009 @ 5:43 pm