Sweet Jesus does this girl ever have a set of tits that just won’t quit. They are so thick and tasty looking that I can’t quit looking at them!

Yes, my job sucks ass. I have to look at hot babes with thick tits and a shaved pussy every fucking day. It sucks! But I love it. I mean, you have to love what you do and who wouldn’t enjoy gawking at Helen and her Breath Takers?

Breath wha???

The site she is posing for is called Breath Takers. It is a mix of several things. It is an erotic art site featuring nudes. It is both a professional model and an amateur model site. There is something strange about that last part. Why is it that when you take a girl that would score a six and a half on a scale of one to ten and dress her up, make her up and pose her like a super model, suddenly guys forget she is a six and a half!

WTF?

I am pretty sure I know. It is because your own woman is a six and a half and can look like a nine if she’d just try. If it isn’t a wedding or a cruise, she ain’t getting all fancied up.

This principal made Hustler’s Beaver Hunt one of the hottest sections of his men’s magazine. So hot Mr. Flint would eventually devote an entire magazine just to girl next door types.

Well, like I said early, there are also well known models too. At Breath Takers you never know what you will find. Except for that what ever you do find is going to be fappable!

The Rhino is a big fan of the babes. Flawless ladies that don’t mind going that extra mile to help you forget about the stress a day can throw at you. It also helps when the babes are porn stars. That way you can fantasy fuck the hell out of em!

Lexi Belle is a porn star. That means you not only get to see her naked body, you get to see her touch that naked body until she orgasms. You also get to see other girls touching that body. And finally, you get to see that naked body get drilled by some cock!

In the masturbation videos above you get to see Lexi Belle getting intimate with herself. As a member of her site you will have access to content like this with weekly updates. In addition to her content you get access to all of her porn star friends via the Premium Pass. Porn stars like Eve Angelina and Jenna Haze are included!

You can keep up to date with what is going on in Lexi’s world via her twitter account and talk to her via her private messaging system. She regularly updates her members only blog and takes surveys on what to do next so you can feel like you are part of the site.

At only 22 years old this girl is a digital porn queen!

I’m sorry. Is this spot taken?

That delicious blonde is Nicole and as you can see she is one horny little bitch. She practically cannot keep from digging into her pussy once the cameras are rolling. It’s her first time on video but you would never know it!

Nicole is one of the over 150 models that have masturbated for the FTV Girls crew. Each girl does several masturbation videos and several high resolution picture sets. All 150 of these girls are smoking hawt!

When the owners started FTV Girls in 2002 they had a few rules. They would only shoot quality babes with quality equipment in quality settings with quality lighting and makeup. This would be part glamour, part porn. Along the way they have grown quite a following. There are now over 20,000 members at FTVGirls.com!

The girls do everything from hide their panties in their pussies, run hose water up their vaginas, lick each other, try to fuck a six inch diameter pyramid dildo and more. There are golf balls, grapes, bananas, fists and too many items to list that have made their way into a girls vagina during taping.

The resolution of the videos is on par with DVDs. File sizes are huge but you can watch while they download with WMP or QT. I usually watch one and set three others to download while I am watching. There are no download restrictions or digital rights management. Videos download at about 600kbps. Even when downloading concurrently!

Anyone into watching hot girls do nasty things (often in public!) will find FTV Girls a favorite place to hang out.

John 16:24 .Ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full.

Who says I am not a religious mother fucker? Someone used what I call the John 16:24 box and the rest of the world refers to as the search box. When you do that and your quest for porn goes unfulfilled I get a notice. I use these notices like a polling station and write about the babes you are voting for.

Today’s babe is Aimee Sweet. The cute redhead babe above with a nice set of natural tits. She has the tope skin and freckles that, along with her red hair pie, confirm she is a real redhead.

Aimee Sweet got her start in pornography at age 19 when she went to Suze Randall’s studio to support a friend. One look at this redhead and Suze decided to use her instead! I can certainly see why!

She was an instant success and in 1998 Aimee was selected as the Penthouse Pet of the Month for August. Aimee Sweet has appeared in several porn movies. Her roles were more softcore in nature.

Aimee opened her own web site AimeeSweet.com where her many fans could find all of her works under one membership. After all, she has been in so many men’s magazines you would need to win the Lotto to buy them all. Then there are the numerous DVDs!

It can be said that Aimee has a thing for pantyhose, stockings and nylons. Many of her picture sets and videos feature her wearing them. Anyone into legs and/or the garments that cover them will find Aimee Sweet a dream come true!

Jelena Jensen is an active porn star with big tits and a site that covers many different niches. Up until now those niches included just about everything under the sun except boys. Not anymore. This lesbian on screen has started shooting with guys for the first time and you can see it unfold on her website!

You might have seen Jelena Jensen on Playboy TV’s Totally Busted where she recently landed a leading roll. In addition to Playboy TV Jelena Jensen has appeared in just about every men’s magazine ever created including, again, Playboy, Penthouse, Club, Hustler and more.

Because Jelena Jensen is an active porn star her site is updated several times a week with new pics and videos. Everything from Bondage to Shaving between her legs is included.

Videos are encoded in Flash, MOV and WMV so they can be played on many different devices and every type of computer. At the Jelena store you can buy everything from her postcards to magazines featuring this buxom beauty.

Take the tour and see more of Jelena Jensen plus score some free stuff!

When it comes to babes there are plenty of sites out there in just as many sub-niches. When it comes to erotic art and glamour nobody does it like Met-ART.com.

For seven years Met Art has been razing the bar in the artistic nudes niche. They shoot everything in extreme high definition. Most of the photos are taken in 22mp 4000 pixel format. The newer pics are in a stunning 32mp 5600 pixel format!

When the pics are this clear and this huge you can print them out on a poster and put them on your wall!

Videos are shot in 1080HD and encoded for playing on a wide variety of devices such as PSP’s, iPods, cell phones and computers. You can download as many videos as you want with no download limits or digital rights management.

Met Art updates daily and most models do several picture sets and videos. Girls are shot by the industries most respected and well known photographers. The girls hale from all over the world and are shot in exotic locations.

If you have never been a member of Met-Art you need to take the tour and view the samples. The rich depth of colors and the extreme size of the pics will amaze you.

Seven years of daily updates are waiting for you only at Met-Art.com!

If there is one thing this world can use more of it is pics and videos of Bree Olson. Bree was born in Texas and grew up in Indiana. If you ask me, it shows. She has Texas spunkiness and that Indiana charm. Put them together with her sweet tits and fresh face, you have every guys (and some gals) dream wife.

Olson sports a 34D-28-34 body and stands only 5′-3″ tall. She attends the Adultcon shows so I would suggest you book a flight and meet her. The next show is in October.

Bree Olson has wanted to be a porn star at a young age. She didn’t become one until she was 19 years old because she was in a long standing relationship and thought she might get married. Lucky for us she broke off the engagement and decided to pursue her dreams in porn.

Bree has been in both Penthouse and Hustler. She has made many TV and Radio appearances. Her DVDs and online movies are too numerous to count. You can get a very large cross-section of her porn on her site, BreeXXX.com.

As a member of Bree Olson you get more than just a hot blonde with big tits, you get access to 15 of her porn star friends! Take her tour and check the join page for more details.

Let’s be real here. My wife is never going to look like Andie Valentino from Stunners. She doesn’t have the body type. Her breasts are not as big. Her hair doesn’t have that much body.

So do I kick her to the curb because of this fact?

No.

For one, the cost of giving her half of everything and paying child support, alimony and what not is too cost prohibitive.

Do I pay for a set of tits and lipo?

Again. Do I really need to spend that kind of cash?

The answer? Hell no!

I am fine with hanging out in the Stunners members area instead. For just under $25 a month Stunners allows me to pretend I am fucking a different babe every single day of the year. Which is also something that would be cost prohibitive to do in real life.

Everything about Stunners is stunning. The babes are the cream of the crop, the photography is crisp and high quality, plus the videos are shot in HD. Every single detail is stunning.

Especially that price. How can they afford to update daily and with such high quality, exclusive content and only charge $25? Shit, I used to spend more than that on porno mags in a week.

I love you, Internet!

Put the divorce lawyer’s card away and grab your own Stunners password!

Summer is almost here and what better way to usher in the heat than a bikini riot? Today’s riot girl is Carli Banks. She is one of several models at BikiniRiot.com. A place where the porn stars you dream about don the world’s smallest bikinis before provocatively stripping them off and masturbating to a powerful orgasm.

To be a great babe site you need quality photography and lighting mixed with insanely hot models. Bikini Riot delivers on both fronts. It is like taking the girls in Playboy and going a step further than Playboy’s Playmates are willing to go.

The Bikini Riot babes don’t fit in one category. They have girls from all over the world with many different body types. Exotic babes like Crissy Moran, Jaime Hammer and Lela Star make things spicy with their big tits and shapely asses. Platinum blondes like Tylene Buck and Hannah Hilton sport the classic babe looks. Small tits teens like Charlie Laine and Nevaeh shore up the spring break look. And, last but not least, babes like Zdenka Podkapova and Christine Vinson have that bikini pinup look your wall is dying to display!

There are tons of preview samples in the Bikini Riot tour and the samples are so fucking hot you almost forget they are lower resolution samples. In the members area everything is high definition!

Members are treated to 3 to 4 updates a week at Bikini Riot. Your password to Bikini Riot is also good at their sister sites Riot Girls and Euro Sensations. That brings your update schedule to daily!

Suddenly staying home and watching Netflix doesn’t seem so bad after all. I mean, come on, how often does a coed hottie in panties like Brooke Marks want to enjoy some popcorn with you?

Brooke Marks is a spontanious babe who likes to keep things fresh. She updates her site multiple times a week with new videos and pics. Brooke keeps a blog diary of what is going on in her life and talks to her members via her private forum.

As a member of Brooke Marks you can talk to her on her web cam chatroom and download her archived videos from previous chats. Add to that her candid pics she uploads and you have lots to catch up on!

Bring it back…

That old New York rap…

It is time to bring this blog back to some true babes and to kick it off we have Hanna Hilton. What makes her a true babe? A ginormous set of tits certainly helps! A face you would give your left arm to wake up to is another quality that makes a true babe. Add to all of this a body the begins with great feet, long as-a-mother-fucker legs, perfect ass and torso, female arms (sorry Madonna) and a good neck. Not to long and not to short.

This babe is straight out of Playboy!

However, unlike Playboy models Hanna Hilton gets a bit naughty with her favorite toys and her favorite friends. You know what I always say, why have just 1 babe when you can have 2 for the same price?

Well, it gets even better, my friend!

Why?

Because, you don’t just get this 34DD-26-34 Scorpio, vixen with your membership… You also get access to all of her friends! Check her friends link on the tour for all of the info. I will tell you that her friends are all smoking hot and most of them do hardcore!

So there you have it. A true babe has babes for friends and she doesn’t mind sharing. Therefore, Hanna Hilton is definitely a true babe!

If you enjoy babe sites like Beauty is Divine give yourself a pat on the back. You can appreciate porn on a higher level than most. After all, what is porn ultimately?

Porn is a form of erotic art and at Beauty is Divine certain criteria must be met before the art can make its way into the members area. First, the model must be a babe. Not just any babe, but one that is undeniably hot. She must leave her mark on you. Have you dreaming of her even when you are no longer online.

Next, you need a professional photographer. No, that doesn’t mean someone that took some pics of a wedding or even someone that takes pics that end up in magazines. unless the magazines in question are Playboy and Maxim. This photographer isn’t just adjusting for lighting conditions and taking crisp photos. They must present their subject as a work of art!

Finally, the makeup person, the lighting people, the set designers and everything else a quality model shoot entails must all be spot on!

If. and only if all of those criteria come together correctly the members area can be updated. It is nice to know that some people still care about quality in this tough economy!

In order to continue their extreme attention to the details Beauty is Divine updates once a week on Friday. Because of the down turned economy they lowered the price.

Join today for only $19.95 a month!

Only what?

Only Tease! But don’t take that too seriously because these babes do more than just tease!

OnlyTease.com: The site for guys into all things hottie. The girls are smoking hot (sometimes literally puffing a cigarette). Take Candice, the girl above. Her tits are pert as fuck. Her nipples scream at you to bite down on them. Her legs could crush walnuts. Her face is worthy of a money shot. What more do you need?

Well, for some guys they need a niche. How does banging the secretary do for ya? How about a schoolgirl or two. hundred? In to chicks wearing panties? Bobby socks? Pantyhose? Nylons? Only Tease has all of that and more!

Only Tease has over 460 models with three quarter of a MILLION images and over 1,570 videos! It is like Playboy only better because these girls often go down on each other (for real, not just posing) and masturbate. Try and get a Centerfold to do that for you!

The updates at Only Tease come in multiple times a day. Each model does several photo shoots and videos so you get to see each and every one of them in a variety of outfits and uniforms.

As a member you also get access to their other sites including Only Opaques (pantyhose galore!), Only Secretaries (get the lube ready!), Only Melanie (hot babe!) and Only Carla (even hotter babe!). All of this for only $24.95. Makes you wonder how these people can afford to pay the bills!

Aw, what the fuck? It’s the weekend so I thought I’d throw in an extra babe for you!

How would you like to wrap yourself up with these two flesh filled pillars of fun? Their names are Charlie and Jenny and they are not lesbians, their bisexual!

Super Glam is one of those sites that takes the hottest women and even a few girl next doors and makes them even hotter. New babes are added on a weekly basis with each babe doing several picture sets and videos. The amount of archived content on this site is so fucking large it can only be described as bootylicious.

Everything at SuperGlam.com is shot exclusively by Super Glam so you won’t find it anywhere else. There are over 4000 high definition videos and over 100 thousand pics so crystal clear you’d think you were in the room with her. By the way, that is the idea isn’t it?

No matter where you are your downloads will always be lightning fast at Super Glam because they employ multiple content servers throughout the world. Videos can be streamed or downloaded and they are encoded in a variety of formats.

If you haven’t experienced Super Glam before now is the time!

When a babes site has been around for seven plus years there are bound to be certain models that make an impression on the loyal members. One such site is FTV Girls and today’s post is about the most recent model to make such an impression – Danielle.

Danielle FTV is one of those babes where every flaw she has is also a hot attribute at the same time. Her face is kind of quirky. You can’t pin it down. Is it her nose? Maybe one eye is bigger than the other? As a whole it works. Her face screams, “I AM THE LIFE OF EVERY PARTY!”

Right now Danielle is the life of FTVGirls.com. Many of the girl on girl shoots feature her as one of the models. Plus, there are tons of shoots with her “helping” the other model out. DanielleFTV.com is the culmination of all of those shoots plus dozens more shot exclusively for her site.

In addition to enjoying lesbian sex, Danielle also has an exhibitionist streak. Frequently she is the first one in a shoot to get naked in very public places. In her members area Danielle and Emily have sex in a parking lot. Licking each others pussies while guys are walking by and snapping camera phone photos of the two of them.

It could be said that Danielle is the anti-Playboy model. She is the real, fun and springy girl next door. The girl you actually have a chance with. As a member you can talk to her on her message board and possibly parlay that chance into something bigger!