I must have been sleeping under a rock for the past decade. I say this because phone sex sure has changed a lot since the last time I tried it. Back in my day the girls weren’t this hot!
Recently I had the pleasure of going out for some drinks with the owner of Princess Phone Sex and two of his models. I knew he wanted me to write this post so I decided to do some investigating by talking to his "models" instead of him. I prefer to write my blog posts on an unbiased basis. If he thought brining some pretty ladies to a night club would be enough to elicit a good review from me he had another thing coming.
One of the girls was named Gina. She was hot. She had dark skin and dark brown hair. Her body was athletic. She would look amazing in a cat woman suit. The other girl was named Danielle. She was a busty blonde with blue eyes. With her tits she was made for a bikini.
The last thing I did before heading out was print out a mug shot paper of all of the girls in the service. Then I printed out all of their bios. That way I could test the girls he brought. See if they were legit. Either they would know the other girls and have at least some information on them or they would be stumped, proving they were just paid to model for the site, but not actually do any talking.
To my surprise the girls answered all of my questions with flying colors. Not only that, as our interview pressed on I noticed one of the girls was supposed to go "active" on the site soon. Once her time to work came up I called her number.
Sure enough her cell phone went off and she headed to the bathroom to answer it. I stuttered and stammered hoping she wouldn’t recognize my voice. She did recognize it and headed back to our table smiling. Then she called the service and told them to give her twenty minutes to get home before forwarding anymore calls.
This left me to talk to Gina some more. I asked her about what everybody always wants to know: Do the girls masturbate on the phone? She giggled and then got serious. She told me that she got into doing phone sex because she wanted to do something that paid the bills and was in line with what she enjoyed doing in her private time. So yes, she did masturbate. She relayed to me that she was a bonafide nympho. The kind of girl that touches herself several times a day with or without somebody else on the line. Why not get paid to do it as well?
I have to say that I fully agree with Gina in that regard. I used to write blogs about stupid shit. Stuff like, what I juiced today or whether or not I thought the Los Angels Kings had what it takes to win a Stanley Cup back to back. Then it hit me. I like sex. To all of my friends I am a male version of Dr. Ruth. So why am I not writing on porn blogs?
And here I am. And here you are. But wouldn’t you rather be chatting it up with Gina or Danielle? I know I would. So I am going to have to let you go. Chat with sexy babes about some hot phone sex and know that they are just as horny as you are!
