With all of this talk from the Grand Old Party about being mavericks I thought it was time to talk about a true maverick, Mary Carey.

Mary was conceived in a mental institution by a schizophrenic mother and a mentally disabled father who would later be diagnosed with cerebral palsy.

At age nineteen she left her charmed life at Florida Atlantic University where she was a student of theatrics and went into the adult business.

Mary has stated that in her past she once suffered from an altered mental state due to substance abuse, although, she doesn’t say which substance it was. When she became sober she decided to change her physical state along with her mental state and bought a pare of double-DD boobs. The old D-Cups were sold on Ebay with a portion of the proceeds going towards breast cancer research.

OK… Nice… But I opened this post up with politics… Well, in the 2003 California Governor recall election of Gray Davis (the worst governor in the history of the United States), Mary Carey finished 10th in a field of 135 candidates.

So, I know that McCain got shot down and served his country as a POW that made it out alive. I know that Obama came from crappy circumstances to achieve more than even most white people do in his situation. But, one has to look at Mary Carey and her willingness to literally give a part of herself for the good of humanity and say, “Holy SHIT! Why is this girl not running for President of the United States?“

Think about it. By now you have already rubbed one or twelve out over Governor Palin. Wouldn’t it be the ultimate if our President was so fucking hot and had such an open mind that you could rub out out to her rubbing one out?

Fuck yeah!

And how about this for a political scandal… The female President Mary Carey fucked (with a strap-on dildo) the VP’s wife! And….

Does it on video!

McCain already put Paris Hilton in an ad for the race for President. Having the fore-mentioned Mary Carey fantasy is basically the logical next step right? Am I right?

Until then we can enjoy Mary Carey at Swank, Genesis, Velvet, Gent and DCup.com. You can also enjoy Leg Action and Just 18. This is because you get access to all of the sites for one low price of only $29.95 a month. Stop going to the liquor store down the street to buy all of those magazines separately for $60 when you can get them all online for half the price (tax included).

Mary Carey has put forth the ultimate savings plan for all Americans and those abroad. Be a patriot or just a smart fellow and take her up on this insane deal now!

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I am not sure how a hottie like Charlie Laine ended up with a domain for her web site that conjures up a picture of a big blue tuna fish and a coupons to get 50 cents of your next purchase of tuna fish but here we are. Should we continue down this road or talk about her sweet tits and rock hard ass?

Yeah, I know you really wanted to stay on the tuna thing but my blog is about hot babes, not cold fish.

Charlie Laine got her start in porn while living in Florida back in 2002. She originally did bondage videos and rarely performed boy-girl scenes. There are however many videos and picture sets of her going solo and with other girls.

In 2006 Charlie Laine became the Penthouse Pet of the Month for February. She also appeared in Barely Legal and eventually in Hustler. Also in 2006 she appeared on The Howard Stern Show where she road the Sybian to orgasm.

Now you can see Charlie on her own web site. No more having to hunt down her content, it is all in one place, ClubCharlie.com. There you can even interact with Charlie Laine via her forums, live web cam shows with chat and via Email. Members are updated on where and what she is doing through her diary and journal entries.

Club Charlie updates weekly with new pics and videos. She gets completely nude and pokes herself in her videos. Her and her female sex partners go all the way. Sure Penthouse might have her tongue 1 inch from a vagina, but Club Charlie has it 1 inch inside her friend’s vaginas!

Members also get access to her fellow porn star friends Crissy Moran, Lonnie Waters and Natalie Cruze. Plus you get access to Glamour Models Gone Bad and Amateurs Gone Bad. Forget weekly updates because this network updates daily!

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Oh my dear sweet, Amy Reid. I must have fucked you over a hundred times already (in my head). Looking at your pussy in that bikini reminds me of the times we would sixty-nine. What was that whole finger in the butt thing about? I’m not complaining, just wondering is all.

Why didn’t you tell me you had done some modeling for Bikini Riot? I would have come by and fucked you several more times…

Well, I am here now so get that tight little pussy of yours ready because looking at you has me thinking "All-Nighter". It might be the beer talking or the joint perhaps, but damn girl, I am going to fuck you six ways till Sunday tonight!

Don’t worry about me tapping your ass too often either. With dozens of other bikini models at Bikini Riot I will have plenty to keep me occupied. You know me better than I know myself. I like to switch shit up and go from big tits to small tits. Wide asses to petite butts. Landing strips to completely bare. Thanks for understanding my need for an open relationship too. I really appreciate it.

When I am done with the bikini models at Bikini Riot I think I will take a stroll on over to Riot Girls. All of my favorite models masturbating their tight pussies in every way imaginable. It is free to members of Bikini Riot, as is access to Euro Sinsations.

Boy I am not going to get anything done this week!

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